If you happen to be carousing through the streets of New York City and you see that man standing affectinonately next to Rosie O'Donell in the picture to the left, don't be alarmed or wonder why no one told you it was Halloween in NYC and you're stuck in your Wall Street garb. Stop. Take a deep breath and then look at the man again. Then look at whomever is next to him. It's probably a cop of some sort and the man in question is probably in an orange jump suit...carrying a trash bag. Then check your watch/calendar/black berry/whatever and realize that it is merely August 14th and then walk away.
By tht time you get two blocks away you'll realize that the man in question was not a Halloween enthusiast but George O'Dowd also known as Karma-Karma-Karma-Karma Karma Chameleon Boy George. Now I know what you are thinking, but don't do it. Keep on your merry way and go back to work. Don't try to fetch an autograph or snag a picture. The man is working and I don't mean outside recording studio working or selling my body to get by working. No.
Starting August 14th, George has to spend five days cleaning up the mean streets of New York City. That's what happens when you get high out of your mind on cocaine and the like, call the cops to report a false burglary, and then have the cops show up only to find that you have not been robbed but are instead tripping on drugs and housing plenty throughout your living space. You still want that picture? Didn't think so. Don't worry the image and sighting of George will 'come and go' just like his five day community service sentence.
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