Oh Hell No!

Boy am I mad that I missed out on this:

According to Janet Charlton's Hollywood:

Just another wild night out with Paris Hilton. Thursday at Hyde, Paris's music producer Scott Storch hosted her and a Jenna Jameson and Brandon Davis at his booth. Paris was chugging right out of a Grey Goose vodka bottle and getting wilder by the minute- she and Jenna started pawing each other and smooching and dancing provocatively. Paris leaped to dance on the table for maximum exposure. Christina Aguilera and her dancers were at the next table (It so happens Scott Storch produced HER album too!) and when they saw Paris table dancing they leaped on their own table for a dance off. The dance contest- without benefit of a dancefloor- lasted until the girls collapsed in a sweaty heap.

I hope they doused those tables in cleaner or bleach after all was said and done. I wonder who out "danced" who? Christina and her troop from the Dirrty video or Paris and Jenna Jameson's clan. I could see it now. One group all dirrty and chiseled with multi-colored extensions and assless chaps, while the other group is all pretty in pink, scantily clad, and making out...under a black light.

For the record: Scott Storch did not produce anything on Back to Basics though he was approached. He did produce nearly a 3rd of Stripped. Yeah he and Baby Jane ain't really on good terms as previously noted. [Back to Basics has a track titled F.U.S.S. which includes the spoken line, "Guess I didn't need you/ Still got the album out"]