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So watching MTV Hits from a distance. This video starts and I'm all snapped out of what it is I am doing and think to myself, 'Oh? I can't believe MTV is showing new Daft Punk or Chromeo videos.' And then that reggaeton* beat kicks in. Ugh. And then I see it is a reggaeton video that also features 'D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S.' Double Ugh. See this is why Fergie released Big Girls Don't Cry as a single, cause other artists pay her mucho dinero to talk on a hook or spout a few bars before track's end.



*Earlier...

[I be saying] NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!