Thursday, May 24, 2007

A Moment of Clarity


Dear Urban Outfitters,

I don't care how cool this t-shirt is. And I also don't care [though I do appreciate] the fact that for the first time in ages the small size of this t-shirt is indeed a small, and not a medium masquerading as a small. Nope, don't care, cause there is no way I am paying 32 bucks for this homemade silkscreen looking t-shirt. Nope. Not gonna. [Though I did think long and hard about it]

That is all.

Tauwan

P.S. And how dare you taunt me ten minutes later as I walked away from Urban and saw across the street from me a Ryan Adams looking fellow, crazy hair, tight jeans, jean jacket and all, with said Chronic t-shirt poking out underneath. Not cool. Not cool.

No comments: