It Always Feels Like Somebody's Watching Me

Here she is, Jessica Simpson getting her America's Next Top Model on yesterday on the MTV VMA red carpet.



Now look to the right. Who's that in the background? Wait a minute. Is that? Nah. Wait. Yes I think it is. We can't see his eyes, but we can see that stern look of approval/look at my hot double D having little girl in the lower half of his face. Oh Joe Simpson. Why do I get the feeling you picked out Jessica's attire for the evening? That might explain why you chose the Airwalks and the rest of the simple articles of clothing that make up your outfit.