Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Party and Bullshit!

How to get rich without really trying [in Hip-Hop]:

(1) Take an idea and/or concept that a more talented or skilled MC would not let go on for longer than two to four bars and stretch it out til the wheels fall off,

(2) Get T-Pain on the hook for guaranteed sing alongs in da clubs and in dem whips. This aids in stopping folks from taking a minute to realize how ridiculous the lyrics on the hook are as they "tilt that head back" [ED's NOTE: I fall victim to this far too many times with Rap and R&B Hits],

(3) Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

New flava in ya ear!

Tay Dizm.

T-Pain.

Rick Ross.

Beam Me Up.


*And please if you can't sit through it all, at least allow yourself to listen to that hook at least once before pressing stop.

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