Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Hold it now!



The following is BET's Top 25 dancers of all time:

25. Ciara
24. Diddy
23. Big Daddy Kane
22. Rosie Perez
21. Gregory Hines
20. Missy Elliott
19. Tina Turner
18. Aaliyah
17. Cab Calloway
16. Shakira
15. Omarion
14. Bobby Brown
13. Jennifer Lopez
12. Alvin Ailey
11. Usher
10. The Temptations
09. Beyoncé
08. Savion Glover
07. MC Hammer
06. Prince
05. Janet Jackson
04. Chris Brown
03. The Nicholas Brothers
02. Michael Jackson
01. James Brown

Wow. Just wow. I don't even know where to begin. Why is Chris Brown so high? And yes, I love Beyonce just as much as the next man, but a dancer she is not. [And how did she top Tina Turner when many of her moves are trying really hard to recapture that spirit. tsk. tsk.] Oh shit, almost forgot about MC Hammer. No comment on that one. And poor Mr. Alvin Alley, he couldn't even squeeze his way into the top ten because of Beyonce and Chris Brown, and I hate to say it, but yes, Prince. Like Beyonce, Prince ain't no dancer. I am sure he can dance, [and sometimes in sky high stilettos] but he ain't known for busting moves. It's also sad to not have Gregory Hines, Aaliyah, Cab Calloway, hell even Ciara a little bit higher on the list. -Sigh- But then again I can't feel all bad about it, I mean they did make space for Diddy, Big Daddy Kane, Rosie Perez AND Bobby Brown, so all is not completely wrong in the world.

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