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Friday, September 26, 2008.

Obama/McCain Debate - Rnd 1

Foreign Policy...

"No cheers, applause, no noise of any kind."

1. Stance on financial recovery plan

O: Proposals that protect, oversight, tax P - poss of getting refunds - gain, no $ for "Golden Parachutes", help homeowners, "8 yrs of failed economic

M: Starts w/ Ted Kennedy recognition. "Feeling Better Tonight" "Reps and Dems coming together" "Failures on Mains St. - not just Wall St. "Greatest E Crisis!" "Package w/elements "ANSWER THE QUESTION!"

Do you favor this plan?

[RANDOM SIDENOTE: On Obama: "Did they olden him and darken him" "Extra crispy Obama"]

O: How did we get here?

M: Hope to vote for it. "Sure" "Hold people accountable, reward those who succeed!...Corruption, failure, "be held accountable!"

O: "Main St. - great new tagline, generic Anytown, U.S.A.

M: Consolidation - "Goodness and strength of American people - TIRED ASS LINE - QUIT REPEATING!

2. Lead this country out of the financial crisis

M: Earmarking - "a gateway drug" - 3 billion dollars of our taxpayers money.

O: Earmarks account for 18 billion in revenues last yr" 95% of Americans - tax cut

M: "The Sheriff" - "800 billion dollars in spending and new programs."

O: "Hold Up! Hold Up! Hold Up!" -

[RANDOM SIDENOTE: "God I want you to be my president so bad it hurts."]

M: ? [Smoke break]

O: "Tax Health Benefits(?)" -

[RANDOM SIDENOTE: Oh McCain did not see that coming. I did not know that. Holla!]

M: Rebuttall. "Walking the walk, and talking the talk" -

[RANDOM SIDENOTE: Who, who, who, who you? Who the fuck is that?]

O: Look at the record. "Whateva, Bitch!"

3. What are you gonna give up (priorities) for having to pay for the financial crisis?

O: Can't do all I think needs to be done. Energy, "no mo fo oil", healthcare - up 30% (deductibles), COMPETITION: Education : Science and Technology, Infrastructure:

M: No "ethanol subsidies" - saved taxpayers 6.8 Billion "completely wrong"

[RANDOM SIDENOTE: Nice play!]

"ANSWER ME"

O: Oil -

[RANDOM SIDENOTE: "Why is Health Care so fucked in this country?" Come on now, get on track Obama.]

4. No, how does this financial crisis affect you?

M: "Spending Freeze" - POW! POW! WAR! WAR! WAR! Soldiers x 3.

O: Bring Iraq to a close.

M: Money to terrosists - COME ON! O ain't with nuclear fuel and creating nuclear plants-

[RANDOM SIDENOTE: "Whoa, is it 1952? Is this Eisenhower? Is he gonna tell us to stop, drop, and roll, or Duck and cover?]

ANSWER ME!

O: No shortchanging, long term priorities...

M: Youmustnotknowboutme!

O: "Orgy of spending!" "(?) that homie - You signed!"

M: "Miss Congeniality" - Not me. Don't get it twisted. America -

[RANDOM SIDENOTE: Oh he said Maverick for the first time. DRINK BREAK]

5. Vietnam = Iraq?

M: "This stategy has succeeded." "We will come home w/victory..."-

O: Afghanistan? Bin Laden: Remember him? - Al Qaeda stronger - "took eye off the ball" - "Use military wisely"

BATHROOM BREAK!

M: "Let it be! - You cut off funds for troops!"

[RANDOM SIDENOTE: Did he [Obama] call him [McCain] Jim again?]

O: Timetables, baby - Was this wise? - Afghanistan? Hello? - Start and end here. - more troops in Iraq than we did before the surge

MOCK "GHETTO OBAMA" BREAK!

O: In Iraq - What it do with Al Qaeda? - Greatest threat against the United States?

AFGHANISTAN - PAKISTAN DISCUSSION BREAK!

M: "Not prepared to attack Pakistan" - Waork with Pakistani Govt. - "Hotel Boming Reference" - "We need more troops!"

DISCUSSION BREAK!

M: Ronald Reagan Reference - 1983 - "I've been in a war! Take that Obama!"

O: "I got a bracelet too, n***a!" - You ain't considered Afghanistan! - You want to "muddle through"

M: Connection btw...

6. Threat from Iran?

M: Can't allow a 2nd holocaust" - "League of Democracies" - CONNECT, CONNECT, CONNECT to Iraq! - "What allies?"

O: War in Iraq strengthening the role in Iran - "Threaten Israel" - put up arms race in the Middle East - Tough, direct diplomacy w/Iran"

M: A Reagan and Nixon reference?

O: Don't get it twisted?

SWOON BREAK!
BATHROOM BREAK!
SMOKE BREAK!

And we're back.

Indecipherable ramblings which show that the Kessler Whiskey shots and Modelo beers started to get the best of me.