Kids.

A Moment of Clarity.




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HER: i miss you.
HIM: aww
HIM: shut the front door
HER: haha
HIM: I miss you too
HIM: how are ya?
HER: starting my next semester on monday.... graduate with a fucking masters degree in june... who would think i could master anything??
HIM: wow
HIM: check you out
HIM: you are the master of something
HIM: whoa
HER: what have you been up to these days?
HER: haha the master of AWESOME
HIM: ooh you can major in that
HIM: cause if so I needs to jump on that
HIM: I tried mastering in being gangsta and keeping it real
HIM: but it fell apart
HIM: haha
HIM: speaking of masters
HIM: Labor Day Weekend I was in St. Louis
HIM: for my cousin's wedding
HIM: he's 25
HIM: no pressure for this 24 year old
HIM: none whatsoever
HER: fuck yea, my two best friends from high school are getting married next year
HER: time to settle down
HIM: first I graduate and every boy on my block has a child
HIM: now it's hunting season
HIM: I mean marriage season
HIM: haha
HER: haha
HER: you need babies
HER: and a marriage
HER: preferably in that order
HIM: oh no no no
HIM: I'm too busy being awesome and selfish
HER: there's nothing to get you married like babies
HIM: allow me to black for a minute:
HIM:”HER”: there's nothing to get you married like babies
HER: i'm just working on getting someone to sleep with me so i can get pregnant
HIM: tell that to the young black kids I grew up with
HIM: haha
HER: hahaha
HIM: oh shit
HIM: yea i guess you don't have to get married
HIM: look at you
HIM: getting your Sarah Palin on
HIM: that's what's up!
HER: hahaha
HER: oh yea
HIM: an inspiration to women everywhere
HIM: haha
HER: man, what should i do with my life, btw?
HER: have any grand ideas?
HIM: hmm
HIM: well let's see
HIM: you ever consider selling that ass
HIM: so to speak
HIM: or what about trying out for American Idol
HIM: ?
HER: haha
HER: yessss
HER: i should seriously look into prostitution
HIM: haha
HIM: any idea what you want to do?
HER: i could work for some high class escort service that actually requires intelligence and humor from their escorts... but I'd still probably have to get boobs
HIM: yeah
HIM: you could nab an Elliot Spitzer
HIM: or your very own John Edwards
HIM: but who wants to be a "kept woman?"
HIM: haha
HER: yea not sure...i'm thinking about going to India next year to learn Hindi and then maybe continue on the phd track.... i just dont' know what else I would do if I don't keep doing academia
HER: i do!
HER: fuck, all i'd have to do was get my nails done every day
HER: and like do pilates and yoga and shit
HER: i mean.. shit metaphorically
HIM: haha
HIM right, right
HER: i probably would have to not ever poop
HER: because those women don't poop, they just get weekend enemas
HIM: ooh or fart or burp or scratch an itch
HIM: haha
HIM: not lady-like
HIM: haha
HIM: I am not sure exactly what the future holds for me either
HIM: just living life day by day
HIM: whatever happens happens
HIM: luckily I got a sick job with sick people
HIM: and my own room
HER: ooooo
HIM: and my apt is around the corner from work
HIM: I walk to and from work
HIM: yep yep yep
HIM: I got back from vacation this week
HIM: got a raise
HER: dude you're set
HIM: good times
HIM: haha
HIM: if I get my act together
HIM: -meaning after Homecoming which I need to buy a plane ticket for ASAP-
HIM: I may dive into paralegal/law school preparation
HIM: no I don't want to be a lwayer
HIM: but who knows
HIM: we'll see
HIM-ugh-
HIM: I hate growing up
HER: yea
HER: you start to have to do shit you don't want to do
HER: like every day for the rest of your life...
HER: paralegaling makes pretty good money though
HER: and you don't have to work crazy lawyer hours
HER: you were in ST. Louis for the wedding, right? family stuff?
HIM: ya
HIM: that's where the cousins are
HIM: so damn hot and humid
HIM: jesus
HER: haha yea
HER: one of the many places i'm so glad i don't live
HIM: haha
HIM: going to weddings are crazy
HIM: I mean I cried and got all touched
HIM: but it was like yeah
HIM,: don't know if that'll ever be me
HIM: maybe I am just young and naive
HIM: and too busy being me
HER: well you have many years to become who you want to be
HER: it scares me when people get married young, cuz like, you change so much..
HER: what happens if your husband doesn't change with you?
HER: STAGNATION
HIM: oh tarnations!
HIM: STAGNATION
HIM: not a good look
HIM: not a good look at all
HIM: on a literal level
HIM: my sex drive is like in twenty something overdrive
HIM: so if you couldn't keep up or make sure that stayed constant
HIM: we would have a problem
HIM: you know
HER: hahaha
HIM: in addition to loving me
HIM: and all that jazz
HIM: haha
HER: yea all that emotional shit n stuff
HER: i need to fucking get a boyfriend
HIM: right right
HER: this is bullshit
HIM: ou haven't been sinle that long right
HIM: and you're in Boston
HIM: there are tons of American Eagle Polo wearing
HIM: thick accent having
HIM: frayed hat wearing
HIM: former frat boys
HIM: /college jocks
HIM: /average joes
HER: hahhahaa
HER: yea that's my problem
HER: they all are boston kids
HER: haha
HER: but whatevs
HER: at least i have my health...
HER: hahaha
HIM: exactamundi
HIM: *exactamundo
HIM: I have been single since February
HIM: habven't had sex since _________ or so
HIM: -shrugs shoulders-
HIM: haha
HER: haha
HIM: -awkward laugh-
HER: i love that you know the date
HER: that's awesome
HIM: I'm a dude
HIM: it's what we do
HIM: don't tell anybody
HIM: haha
HER: it's how we roll
HER: yea
HER: i havent' had sex in a loooong time
HER: but i don't know how long
HIM: that's how you know it;s been a long time
HIM: I'm surprised your va jay jay hasn't given you a stern talking yet
HIM: haha
HER: haha yea
HER: it's uh... being tightlipped so to speak
HER: uugh
HIM: haha
HER: apparently not getting laid goes with awful puns
HIM: god can you imagine how awful our writing would be if we were -GASP-
HIM: VIRGINS!
HER: it would be unacceptable
HER: i'm sort of convinced that every full life needs sex
HER: but .. how to go about getting that responsibly.. that's another matter
HIM: oh yeah
HIM: responsibility
HIM: there goes that word AGAIN
HIM: ugh
HIM: go away
HIM: I get it
HIM: I'm grown
HIM: jesus
HER: haha
HER: well i just meant ...
HIM: kidding
HIM: haha
HER: i don't even konw whati mean
HER: who cares about responsible sex, really
HIM: I just care about sex with cute people
HIM: the end
HIM: haha
HIM: [as if I have adhered to that rule at all times]
HIM: haha
HER: hahahah
HIM: yea
HER: yea
HIM: how is beantown?
HER: we've all let that criteria slip every now and again
HER: it's good
HER: there's so many ppl here which is nice
HIM: solo now?
HER: and now i'm living with a kid from div school and some third guy we found on craigs list who's a med student at tufts
HER: it's low key... its nice that we'reall students
HER: cuz its quiet and shit
HER: everyone on a similar schedule
HIM: wow
HIM: it's like the real world
HIM: academia
HER: haha... except for the weekend binge drinking...
HIM: oh of course
HIM: that's a I'm in my 20's and on my own requirement right?
HIM: haha
HER: oh yea
HER: every week
HER: FOREVER
HER: ..until 30
HIM: I know
HIM: I'm like
HIM: ride it out
HER: and you look around and wonder wtf you did with your life
HER: haha
HIM: ride it
HIM: out
HIM: or
HIM: wow where did that cushion money go
HIM: and why does my head hurt
HIM: and where did this gut come from
HIM: haha
HER: haha totally
HER: oh m ygod the fucking gut
HER: the guuut
HER: people are gettng the gut
HIM: it's hard to set aside time for
HIM: I don't know
HIM: eating right
HIM: working out
HIM: etc.
HIM: speaking of which
HIM: I'm gonna go force myself to work out briefly
HIM: gotta work off all the illicit things I put in my body last night
HIM: that
HIM: and the brazillian bbq buffett
HER: hahaha
HER: awesome
HER: have a good workout and post workout binge
HIM: oh yes
HIM: cause I sure do have a habit
HIM: haha
HIM: of exercising and then drinking or something immediately afterwards
HIM: god bless youth!