Sunday, December 25, 2016
NICE AS F*CK! : The Songs, 2016.
She tried to tell y'all way back in 2006 that she was not one to be messed with. That she is not the one to be played. Nope, you must not know bout her. She can have another you in a minute, cause you are not irreplaceable. Nope, he must not have heard her. Must not believe that "fat meat's greasy" cause here we are again in 2016, and you done gone and bumped your head. Out here playing games and being foolish as if you're invincible, as if this is all a game. And here she is with the quick, sharp reminder that two can play this game and be just as petty and indifferent. But where Irreplaceable almost felt too put on and maudlin -a "Tyler Perry presents Beyonce in Tyler Perry's 'I Can Do Bad All By Myself'" in song form- Sorry takes on a more joyous tone for the situation at hand, with Beyonce taking a slight gangsta lean into the beats and rhythms currently bubbling up from the hip-hop scenes in the South. Dipping back with no fucks to give, Beyonce ain't picking up her phone, ain't thinking bout yo' trillin' ass, is throwing up middle fingers, and shouting "BOY BYE!" "Ashes to ashes, dust to side chicks."
And you, my dude. Sorry.
You better call Becky with the good hair.
10/jessy lanza/never enough
11/kaytranada featuring syd/you're the one
12/dirty projectors/keep your name
13/britney spears/private show
14/devendra banhart/fancy man
15/angel olsen/shut up kiss me
16/parquet courts/i was just here
17/badbadnotgood feat. samuel t. herring/time moves slow
18/of montreal/it's different for girls
19/nice as f*#k/door
20/flume featuring beck/tiny cities
21/the weeknd/false alarm
22/amber coffman/all to myself
23/bruno mars/that's what i like
24/car seat headrest/destroyed by hippie powers