Purple Kisses.

Go let it out?

Oh the internet. For many, the internet is a sort of home away from home; a refuge where one can say things, do things, and view things that they never would in the real world. And anonymity is often CLUTCH. For example, are you a guy who like boys but doesn't want anyone to know? It's all to the good. Hop on craigslist, visit a gay porn site, join a "in the closet" message board, blog about being in the closet, etc., etc. Nobody will ever know, unless, you take MTV up on this wonderful offer:

Want to be on MTV?

"I Live Another Life on the Web" will feature profiles of people, from varied backgrounds, leading alternate lives online. Is what you do secret? Are you "out of the closet" online, but "in the closet" in real life? If you are between the ages of 18 and 30, and fit what MTV's looking for [always with the looks, this one], email us at: mtvtruelife@gay.com with your story. Please be sure to include your name, location, phone number and a photo, if possible..."

Really MTV? Really? Yeah...I don't know dawg. I know it's 2008 and all, but this one just seems like it'll be difficult to cast.