Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Oh Danny Boy.

FILE UNDER: Headline of the Night!/A Moment of Clarity.


EVERYBODY'S GONNA LOVE TODAY (!), GONNA LOVE TODAY(!), GONNA LOVE TODAY!

QUESTION: Is America ready for a gay ‘Idol’?

ANSWER(?): Cousin Lil Bro's Moms is practically a lesbian. (Or bi. I forget.) [Sometime they seem more like siblings. She often adorns herself in certain articles of his clothing, is about his height, and loves her some corn rows and men's apparel.] This doesn't stop him from labeling someone a "yag" [hey, it's new to me too.] if they come off as the slightest bit gay in his eyes. And Moms? She loves to employ the word "fag" and/or "faggot" if anyone in the nearest vicinity comes off as the slightest bit gay in her eyes. And Moms' Mom? She sat wide eyed and beaming last night, enjoying round one of her weekly fix of American Idol, stopping all the world now with this simple declaration midway through Danny Noriega's performance: "He's a sissy", without absolutely no trace of humor in her voice. She was merely, telling it like it is.

So to answer your question...yeah...I don't know dawg.

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