Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Party and Bullshit!

How to get rich without really trying [in Hip-Hop]:

1. Draft/Conjure up an ode to "that ass".

2. Follow the bouncin' ball instructions in the verses and choruses? [Now with visuals!] CHECK!

3. HOUSE PARTY!!!.

4. [FAKE] Barry and Michelle Obama cameos? Oh fa sho! [Cause you just KNOW they hood, right?].

5. Quick "White people you can do it too!" diversity shots.

6. Lights, Camera, Action. Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

GS Boyz.

Booty Dew.

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