How to get rich without really trying [in Hip-Hop]:
1. Draft/Conjure up an ode to "that ass".
2. Follow the bouncin' ball instructions in the verses and choruses? [Now with visuals!] CHECK!
3. HOUSE PARTY!!!.
4. [FAKE] Barry and Michelle Obama cameos? Oh fa sho! [Cause you just KNOW they hood, right?].
5. Quick "White people you can do it too!" diversity shots.
6. Lights, Camera, Action. Lather, Rinse, Repeat.
GS Boyz.
Booty Dew.
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