Thursday, March 19, 2009

Jokes.


"Got what it takes to "Roc the Mic", right?"

Pitchfork:
Tomorrow Metro Station are here. Do you know them?

Jupiter [HEALTH]: No. What are they?

Pitchfork: Miley Cyrus' brother.

John [HEALTH]: Wait, she has a brother?!

Pitchfork: Yes! Trace Cyrus.

Jake [HEALTH]: Oh he's riding the coattails.

Jupiter: Is he as good as Miley?

Pitchfork: Actually they have one good song called "Shake It".

John: Jupe and I, for a short period listened to Miley.

Jupiter: We have an appreciation.

John: We got Hannah Montana 2 . We started getting into the whole mythos of the thing and then we got the next album [Breakaway], the serious album. We were like, "Whoa! What if she did this hardcore?" but then we were like, "Ahh, this sucks."

Pitchfork: Yeah, she's better when she's doing dancey stuff.

Jake: We actually got into a really really heated drunken conversation in Dortmund. The debate was whether or not Miley Cyrus could become this transcendently amazing pop star. We were going back and forth.

Jupiter: We were yelling at each other. The sun was coming up and we were screaming at each other.

Jake: We got really philosophical

BJ [HEALTH]: I was asleep and I hear: "Beej. Hey Beej! Wake up man! This involves all of us."

Jake: "We need your input."

Jake: I got so nervous during the conversation I was just jittery. I ate a half a loaf of bread.

John: It was some fucking yelling. It was some fucking yelling. And our Irish tour driver the next day was like [adopts Irish accent]: "You guys are fucking ridiculous. Miley Cyrus? Fucking idiots."

Pitchfork: So what launched that?

John: The Mae Shi covered "See You Again", and we're like, "That's fucking stupid."

Pitchfork: So are there any other Disney stars that you guys are into?

John: We've missed the train. People talk about Jonas Brothers, but we heard they're crappy.

Jokes.

I can dig it.

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