FILE UNDER: PRIMARIES: Out of the Races & Onto the Tracks!
Saturday, October 18th, 2008.
Brunswick, Maine.
11:30 PM.
"WOO! COLLEGE! GO MEDDIES! GO MEDDIES! MUST FINISH THIS MEDDIES WATER [a.k.a. Coors Light], SO THAT I CAN GET TO THIS UNOPENED PBR RESTING IN MY BACK POCKET! WOO! PBR! SO GLAD THEY GOT A 30 RACK OF THE GOOD STUFF! OH MY GOD! DID HE JUST PUT ON GIRL TALK! WOO! DANCE BREAK!"
Sunday, October 19th, 2008.
Phoenix, Arizona.
8:00 PM.
[Defeated] "Woo. College. Man. Can we please get to Los Angeles already? Jesus! Bad enough I am hungry and thirsty and tired."
[What I look like paying two dollars for a coke product or juice, or one dollar for refillable coffee. Or seven dollars for a cocktail. Bump that U.S. Airways. I already gave you 15 dollars, TWICE(!), so that my bag could be checked onto the flight.]
[Turns on phone. Connects to internet.]
"Sarah Palin was on SNL! Really? FUCK! So mad, so sad. Internet, please come to the rescue!"
Thank you internet, thank you.
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