Monday, October 06, 2008

Party and Bullshit!

How to get rich without really trying [in Hip-Hop]:

(1) Be easy with the stage name,

(2) Make sure your song includes dance instructions, is a celebration, and/or is an ode to acting a fool and celebrating,

(3) Set at Diner,

(4) Set at Rolling Rink Parking lot,

(5) Set at Citywalk like location,

(6) Make it PG-13, Parent - Family Friendly (You know, the one track that gets mama shakin them hips and bouncin her shoulders with the kids),

(7) Say nothing on the track.

(8) Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

New flava in ya ear!

Dj UNK.

SHOW OUT!

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