Wednesday, August 09, 2006

A-Boo-Doop-A-Doop!


For a minute it seemed like doing charity work in Africa was the new black, but if you are a young starlet like Lindsay Lohan you want to one up a former rival [Hillary Duff who recently entertained troops and their family members]and show some love to American troops in Iraq. Right Lindsay?:

"I've been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long," Lohan, 20, tells Elle magazine in its September issue, after she was asked if she had any big plans for next year. "Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous." She continues, "I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did (during the Korean War), when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be...I'm not afraid of going," she says. "My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I'm going to start taking shooting lessons...Yeah, I have a dark side. I watched all those videos on Charles Manson for a while."

Ambitious Lindsay. Ambitious and admirable I guess. Didn't know you had a dark side though. Better watch out for you in the clubs. Let's just hope your offer to entertain the troops isn't knocked down or passed on to someone else more talented and Marilyn Monroe-ish like say Christina Aguilera who is so deep in her Baby Jane Harlem Renaissance/Jazz Age/Prohibition/Flapper look that she probably mistakes all the conflict in the Middle East for World War II.

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