MEDDIES!!!

Monday, December 19, 2005

MEDDIES ON TV AND RADIO DECEMBER 12.
Story posted on December 9, 2005

The Meddiebempsters are scheduled to appear on both radio and television Monday December 12.

[Oh what a day. I chose to refer to the day-day three of reading period by the way in which I had an Italian Renaissance exam to study for and a 12-20 page Buddhist Art paper to write-Meddies monday.]

The Meddies will begin the day WHOM-FM (94.9) morning show during the 7:30 half hour. They will talk with hosts Dean Rogers and Danielle Fornes about their upcoming tour of Korea, and perform a holiday song.

[Okay I don't think y'all understand how big this shit was. First off this is one of the largest radio markets in the northeast reigon. Huge fanfare. Broadcasts to like 5 states every morning. Now I don't know how may of you all sing, but getting up in the morning to do it ain't easy. You just can't crawl out of bed, shower and go to it. This meant that Me and the boys got up at 6:00-6:15 in the morning in order to prep and warm up and be in fine form for our 7:30 radio show in which we promoted ourselves, shared a few laughs and sang God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen. We made it back to campus at around 8:30 or so. Most people would go back to sleep. But no, not I, I showed the freshman the gay/feminine choreography I came up with for them to perform during that night's final a capella concert in the chapel to Santa Baby. It was a gay old time. Pun intended. I then went on to study, instead of sleeping til I had work from 12-2. Following work I prepared for...]

Monday evening will find the meddies on the live television show 207. Produced by Portland's NBC affiliate WCSH-TV, 207 covers news, issues, and the local entertainment scene, and features celebrity interviews and cooking segments. The Meddies will help the program ring in the season with a pair of holiday tunes, and chat with hosts Rob Caldwell and Kathleen Shannon. The 30 minute show airs in Maine at 7 PM on channel 6.

[Okay I don't think y'all understand how big this shit was. Needless to say my going on 3 hrs of sleep ass was exhausted. So I rolled into Meddies before leaving for NBC with a soy milk/coffee/sky vodka mix to wake me up. The show was awesome. It's like a 30 minute The View/Good Monring America/Today Show in primetime following the six o'clock news. We sang a X-Mas tune to end the show, talked about Korea, and sang Drive My Car by the Beatles, in which I stepped up and helped Jon with the Guitar solo cause Jeff couldn't make it. Apparently Jon's and I's twin guitar dueling bordered on male on male dancing that could have given the show a TV-MA rating. I don't what they are talking about...Finally we made it to campus to perform last at the last a capella concert of the year. Now what would an a capella concert be without drunk freshman. I already had a buzz and I was happy when Mike pulled out a water bottle of Captain Morgan's on the ride back to campus. A brotha was buzzed. Then, we get to the chapel and three flasks appear out of nowhere. And why did they give one to me. Bad idea fellas. We finally got on stage and plowed through a power set that included:
-God Rest Ye
-Mr. Brightside
-Never There
-Santa Baby[performed by the "meddiettes"]
-All For You

Afterwards we decided to capsize on it all by going back to Pine Street and getting trashed like it wasn't Monday night of reading period. After lots of King's, sing alongs, debauchery, and a little weed we all retired to our respective places of residence. Now sometimes when I get high I get a little horny and I was high and DRUNK. I say goodnight to the roommates and a few guests and retire to my room where I proceed to undress, turn on some porn, and try to touch myself. Throughout the ordeal I drip in and out of sleep. I wake up the next morning uncovered, naked, and searching frantically for the sperm I must have shot somewhere, but there was none to be found. Why? Cause my drunk/high ass fell asleep in the middle of the act. How do I know this? Cause the screen was still up on my screen from the porn I was watching the night before? It finished, but I didn't... Oh well. At least I was trying to merely please myself in my drunken/high stupor and not someone else..uh...MEDDIES!]