Saturday, March 22, 2008

Gossip Folks.

FILE UNDER: New flava in MY ear!


Irresistible Delicious.

I like Gossip Girl. Victor does not. It's too safe. The girls ain't that pretty. And why would a young Mexican fella from the hood want to watch the life and times of "pretty little rich" girls on the Upper East/Westside? Plus he's watching this show - which I had the pleasure of being introduced to last night - and it pretty much trumps anything they show on Gossip Girl.




Swishas & Doshas.

FILE UNDER: New flava in ya ear!


Upside down, boy you turn me.


Last weekend. A Sunday. Hungover as all hell. But it's cool, it's Sunday. Too many channels, not enough content. All else has failed. MTV Hits/Jams/Videos it is. Outkast. So Fresh, So Clean. Damn. Been way too long since I've played this/seen this/grooved to this. And boy do they seem to be having a lot of fun. And so am I. These dudes. I swear man. They hardly, if ever, disappoint. Let me go and press play on some ATLiens shit right now.

  • Big Boi feat Raekwon and Andre 3000 - Royal Flush
  • The Cool.


    No, wow.

    There's something wonderfully hypnotic about this disc right here. I don't know what it is? Maybe it's the late night after hours sex appeal; so open, so not put on, so fresh, that ropes me in. Or maybe it's the bountiful swagger present in every hook and purr of Ms. VV's voice and the harmonies she shares with Hotel. White lines, whiskey soaked jeans, the burnt haze of cigarette smoke, sultry whispered come hithers, stop and go movements, bands on the run; this imagery is all so cool, and could easily be soundtracked by the 12 songs present on this disc. You might slip up and mistake it all for sleaze, but you'd be wrong, cause it ain't. It's just all so damn cool. They should bottle this shit up and patent it.
    KEY TRACKS: Cheap and Cheerful/Last Day of Magic/Goodnight Bad Morning

    There she goes.

    FILE UNDER: A Moment of Clarity.


    Okay, so this is still pretty awesome.

    "More glam and glitz were on hand at Pussycat Dolls creator Robin Antin’s closing Smashbox show for her lingerie line called Shhh...Also in the audience were Sean “P Diddy” Combs, Quincy Jones, Dr. Dre, and Chelsea Korka from Antin’s first TV show, The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll (she tells us that even though she lost on the show, Antin signed her to another group, the Paradiso Girls, and she is releasing a disc on Interscope next year)..."


    Dear Robin Antin,

    Stop. Please, just stop. The Pussycat Dolls, Girlicious, and now the Paradiso Girls? DAMN GIRL! Slow your row...Jesus.

    That is all,

    Tauwan

  • LA WEEKLY: Tabloid Takeover: L.A. Fashion Week's Celebrity Overdose


  • LA WEEKLY: Nightranger at Fashion Week: Robin Antin presents Shhh.
  • Friday, March 21, 2008

    DANGER! DANGER!

    HIGH VOLTAGE!

    The Black Keys.


    Strange times.

    Press play and let the fun and games begin!

    Thursday, March 20, 2008

    A Moment of Clarity.

    This. is hilarious.

    WHOO! UH-HUH!

    FILE UNDER: New flava in ya ear!




    "I just had a panic attack which is so stupid. really. 33 years old and I still have f’n panic attacks. i feel okay now. i think i just needed to crap and also i was really hungry at the same time, which is gross, i know, but you know, that shit happens. woah. why would anyone say this on a blog/
    i like this valerian root tea i got at whole foods. it is very chill. like drugs but minus the whole feeling of being on or near drugs, so in fact, nothing like drugs...."


    ladies and gentlemen I present to you Ryan Adams: the blogger.

    BOOKMARK IT!

  • TOTALLY BORED the musical
  • Turn on the Bright Lights.



    Little known fact: that first Cut Copy album? Did [does] nothing for me. Perhaps I should revisit it, cause this new track, Far Away, off their upcoming Tim Goldsworthy of DFA fame produced album In Ghost Colours is kinda off the chain. Press play and get lost. It'll do ya good.

  • FAR AWAY - CUT COPY


  • Spotted over at
  • Discobelle.
  • If that's your girlfriend....

    ...she wasn't last night...

    I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance With You.

    Black Kids.

    Version 3*.



    *Version 1 would be the initial rough demo of the song, and version 2 would be the more polished studio edit released onto the public a week or so ago.

    Why you wanna trip on me?


    What, no bleeding madras?

    MARK IT: Thursday, March 20, 2008. The Los Angeles Times reignites the Vampire Weekend backlash with one simple headline:

  • LOS ANGELES TIMES: Vampire Weekend doesn't vant to drink your buzz


  • Earlier...


  • Canary in a Coalmine.
  • Wednesday, March 19, 2008

    Bone Broke.


    They're creepy and they're kooky...

    I don't know what it is, but something seems a little off in this pic. Don't you agree?

  • THE MODERN AGE: Earth-Shattering News: Jack White Gets a New Haircut
  • HOVA THA GOD!

    I'm with Eskay on this one...

    John Brown.

    Keg Party.

    BEST RAPPER ALIVE!



    Shout out to
  • Nah Right
  • for the vid!

    Bright Like Neon Love.

    FILE UNDER: New flava in ya ear!


    Shock (!) me like an electric eel.

    I fucks with this shit right here. Time to Pretend pulled me in, but the remaining nine tracks kept me around, and keep calling me back. And I think we all know how I feel about Kevin Barnes and the boys in Of Montreal. Put the two together? I don't think I'm ready for that jelly.

  • PITCHFORK: Of Montreal's Barnes, MGMT Guy Team as Blikk Fang


  • Earlier...

  • One-A-Day! Tauwan's Top 25 Albums of 2007! ONE/HISSING FAUNA, ARE YOU THE DESTROYER?/OF MONTREAL
  • INTERLUDE: Race

    FILE UNDER: A Moment of Clarity/PRIMARIES: So fucking Disco!

    "America's political story is studded with such addresses -- historical signposts that divide that which went before from all that followed on an issue of crucial national importance. Franklin Roosevelt's "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" speech fundamentally changed Americans' expectations of their government in times of social and economic crisis. John F. Kennedy's address on Catholicism and politics to the Greater Houston Ministerial Assn. in 1960 forever altered the way we think about religion and public office. Sen. Barack Obama, another lanky lawyer from Illinois, planted one of those rhetorical markers in the political landscape Tuesday, when he delivered his "More Perfect Union" speech in Philadelphia, near Independence Hall...instead of offering a simple exercise in damage control, Obama chose to place his discussion of the Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright's incendiary comments in a wider consideration of race in America -- and the results were, like those Kennedy achieved in Houston, historic..."

    All the bloggers were posting it. All the news shows were showing it. The younger lawyer and I? He and I were discussing it. But I had yet to see it. I took no time to read it. And my ears had yet to catch the rhetoric. But I knew, I just knew that I needed to experience it. I just had to, had to, read it. This morning when I grabbed the paper, my eyes widened with delight. Barack Obama front and center, investigative reporting beneath him to the left, primo quote from his speech beneath him to the right. I had to leave the paper home so that others could take some time to read, but rest assured it was in the back of my head all day. I knew, just knew, that a transcript of the speech would be embedded somewhere deep in the paper. And it was. Page A10. Barack Obama at the podium front and center, investigative article beneath him to the left, transcript of "A More Perfect Union" beneath him to the right. Between sets I picked up the paper, back and forth, forth and back. Maybe it was the exercise and the blood flowing through my veins? Or maybe it was the emotional clarity pouring from the speakers courtesy of Lupe Fiasco's The Cool? But I finished that damn speech, took a step back, and felt a lump in my throat. It moved me in its simplicity; it got me; struck a nerve; And I'm glad it finally hit me, cause it was definitely something I had needed to hear...



  • LOS ANGELES TIMES: Obama's Lincoln Moment
  • Old School Funk for the True Funk Soldiers!

    FILE UNDER: Oh Word?



    2 things:

    1) I was completely surprised when I grabbed the paper this morning and saw a front page Calendar section article on this band, and

    2) In 2008, this band can still sell out shows, as evidenced by tonight's Sold Out show at the Troubadour.

  • LOS ANGELES TIMES: If seeing the Vines is believing
  • For Your Consideration.



    So here's the album cover for Mariah's Carey's upcoming album E=MC2. Age appropriate, simple, and kind of classy?
  • Though I get the feeling that the same probably can't be said for the tunes contained within.
  • Tuesday, March 18, 2008

    Da Art of Storytellin'. Part 2.



    "He said, I write what I see
    Write to make it right, don't like what I be
    I like to make it like the sights on TV
    Quite the great life so nice and easy,
    See, now you can still die from that
    But it's better than not being alive from straps.
    Agreed, a Mead notebook and a Bic that click when its pushed and a whack ass beat.
    That's a track thats weak that he got last week
    'Cause everybody in the studio's like that's that heat
    A bass-heavy medley with a sample from the 70s with a screwed up hook that went "Stack that cheese"
    Somethin somethin somethin "Stack that cheese"
    Mother sister cousin "Stack that cheese"
    He couldn't think of nothin' "Stack that cheese"
    He turns down the beat, writter's block impedes
    Cryin' from the next room a baby in need of some pampers and some food and a place to sleep
    That plus a black Cadillac on D's
    Is what keeps him on track to be a great emcee.
    Yeah..."


    Lupe Fiasco.

    Hip Hop Saved My Life.



    Nuff said.

    Earlier...

  • Da Art of Storytellin'.
  • Shawty get loose.

    FILE UNDER: Video of the Day!

    This just might be the best thing you watch all day. Even if you don't understand the words that are coming out of her mouth.

    Yelle.

    Je Veux Te Voir. (I Want to See You)

    No, merci beaucoup.

    Almost Doesn't Count.

    FILE UNDER: Oh Word?


    Play in the sunshine.

    You know, you would think that a music fan such as myself would be all "bout it, bout it" when it comes to the Coachella Arts and Music Festival, but, I'm not. But this rumor? This rumor right here? It could maybe, just maybe, make me change my mind.

  • SOUNDBOARD: Prince to be added to Coachella bill? Or not…
  • Oh Word?




    This is just in: if you're into buying albums legally and don't really need a case, head on over to iTunes where this album is currently for sale, ahead of it's original release date no?