Saturday, June 16, 2007

Play that beat!

Believe me, I adore playing an old school hit like nobody's business, but sometimes there's nothing better than putting on one of your favorite long players, enjoying it for what it is: a tip-top, start to finish "headphone masterpiece".



At the end of Lost in Translation, Bill Murray says goodbye to Scarlett Johansson and is escorted through the streets of Tokyo by a personal driver, getting one last look at the dazzling and congested city through his backseat window. Sofia Coppola then pulls back from the car, giving the viewer one last look at the hustle and bustle of Tokyo also. As all this is going on and the movie draws to a close, Air's “Alone in Kyoto”—the slow and contemplative closing track from their album Talkie Walkie—plays hauntingly in the background. Produced by OK Computer producer Nigel Godrich, the French duo's album is equipped with all of the atmospheric soundscapes and emotional poetry present in many a Radiohead release. Divided between vocal and non-vocal tracks, Talkie Walkie is a gorgeous album that goes down smoothly, coasting by without being forgettable.

Key Tracks: Run* (So haunting, so good), Venus, Biological

New flava in ya ear!

Let's not kid ourselves, Timbaland's latest album Shock Value, was kind of a letdown. [Surprise Surprise] But then again, let's not sit here and act as though 50 to 75% of isn't actually quite good. [Again, surprise surprise]One of the better tracks on the album, hands down, is the percolating space funk of The Way I Are starring Tim, D.O.E., younger brother Sebastian and another one of Timbo's new, sexy, and talented femme fatales Keri Hilson. The video? It's aight; like Promiscuous Girl - lite shot on the streets of London. Song still knocks though. Check it out!

Shaq diesel.


HIT ME!

I don't know who I think I am or who I intend to become, but tonight for the first time, I will be dipping into my giant new jar of Twinlab's 100% Soy Protein, mass producing, VEGE FUEL. [Good looking out on the free jar cousin lil bro]. Who knows, maybe it'll put me one step closer to fulfilling my childhood dream of being called American Gladiator or Shaq diesel. [Did you see his arms in Kazaam?] Holla!

Developing...

Video of the Evening!

Queens of the Stone Age feat Julian Cassablancas of the Strokes [listen for him, he's there].

Sick, Sick, Sick.



If you don't know, now you know.

Wicked Garden


So I finally got around to breaking in my copy of the new Queens of the Stone Age album, Era Vulgaris today. Woo Doggy! I'll tell ya what, there are few bands out there today that are as consistent and entertaining as Los Queens of the Stone Age. Don't believe me, give this track , presented below, and also known as track one, Turning on the Screw, a spin, and try not to nod along or be reminded of another one of my personal faves; the gone, but not forgotten Stone Temple Pilots.



Am I right or am I right? You too can hear traces of Scott Weiland and co. right?

Friday, June 15, 2007

O to the B to the A-M-A!

New flava in ya ear!

I have been in love with this track ever since I first read about it two months or so over at Fluxblog. [It even provided the sdtrk to my myspace page a few weeks back. And as we all know, song on myspace page = love] And you should too. Just be sure to not let Daniel Merriweather's "Thicke goes street" look bother you too much. [That or the cool mint Listerine flowing from every orifice]

Mark Ronson Feat. Daniel Merriweather. Stop Me.

[I be saying] NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

While you be saying YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

Spotted over at
  • Crunk + Disorderly




  • WOW!

    So... are we to assume that this video is a four minute appreciation for masturbation, seeing as how she loves to wiggle about seductively whenever Ne-Yo's face pops up onscreen?

    Video of the Day!


    This past Tuesday I was fortunate enough to catch this little known indie band poised for greatness, Menomena, at the Troubadour. [Big ups to my homegirl Teresa Electro for hooking that up] Be sure to get your hands on some of their tunes. Definitely a band to watch. In the meantime, click below to see the fantastically juvenille new video for their song Rotten Hell.

  • SUBTERRANEAN BLOG: Video Premiere: Menomena "Rotten Hell"
  • New flava in ya ear!


  • PITCHFORK: Iron and Wine - Boy With a Coin (Single Edit)


  • Snap ya fingers.

    Old school funk for the true funk soldiers!

    Hmmm.

  • Wonder what he's up to these days?


  • P.S. Can you spot the "Superhead"?

    Save a horse, ride a cowboy!

    File Under: Quote of the Day!


    Ta-dow! How you like me now?


    "Listeners don't recognize boundaries, people in the music business do...They think you have to focus on a certain group to market...You gotta break the stereotype. The guys cruising the Wal-Mart parking lot, trying to pick up girls — they're blasting urban music. Ludacris, Jay-Z, 50 Cent...That's the music with that beat. It's not their world, but it's the groove they're looking for."
    -Rich, of the "country" duo Big & Rich

  • THE LOS ANGELES TIMES: Big & Rich's country has no borders
  • God bless America?

    Look, I enjoy this show just as much as the next man. As a matter of fact I became a full fledged fan last summer during the show's second season. So one would think that the mere sight of last season's winner Benji Schwimmer hamming it up on last night's results show would have had me on the edge of my seat smiling from ear to ear. Wrong. I turned the channel immediately. And this morning as I scan through the clip on the world wide web I am glad that I did. Don't believe me? Scan ahead to two minutes and twelve seconds and don't look away til the clip ends.

    For Your Consideration

    Oh God. Looks like we have another
  • Electric Circus
  • on our hands.

    Common. Finding Forever.

    STOP!

    HAMMERTIME!



    So earlier this year I became a new found Fall Out BOy fan. See what had happened was all these critics in their fancy music mags and websites were proclaiming how the band's latest album Infinity on High, is an entertaining kick in the face that deserves to be heard, irregardless of whether or not you can stand Pete Wentz, or can't get with the overlong, too thought out song titles. And you know what? They were right. I copped it. I played. I like it. Definitely one of my favorites from 2007. And this song, presented in video form at the link provided below is a fine example of why FOB's Infinity on High deserves a quick spin from you and your comrades.

  • FALL OUT BOY - THE TAKE OVER, THE BREAK'S OVER [MUSIC VIDEO PREMIERE]


  • Earlier...

  • Fix Me in 45!
  • Thursday, June 14, 2007

    [I be saying] NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

    While you be saying YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

    Seriously, somebody grab Andy Milonakis' wrist, slap the back of his hand a few times and say, NO ANDY! NO!

    A Moment of Clarity


    It's not that complicated, she's just missundaztood.

    If you don't mind, I would like to take this time to address the somewhat endless drama that seems to be surrounding Kelly Clarkson at the moment. From the get go we have all heard the stories about her and this My December album set to drop in two weeks. Her and Clive Davis have butted heads over the tunes on the disc; those on high wanted her to actually re-record tracks off of Lindsay Lohan's last album; selling records is all fine and dandy, but really she doesn't give a damn about all that. In other words, but she really wants to do is write, sing, and emote.

    Cut to this week. Manager fired. Summer tour, at the moment, canceled.

    What in the world is going on?

    It all seems so unfortunate to me. No, I did not watch the first season of American Idol religiously, but I am young and American, meaning I copped her debut disc, and later, went on to fall in love with the now ubiqutous pop classic Since You've Been Gone. And as of late I have kept the four other singles from that album [Breakaway, Behind These Hazel Eyes, Because of You and Walk Away] in constant rotation round these parts, which is funny, considering how at the time of their respective releases I saw them as nothing more than cloying Top 40 hits.

    But then I stopped being a music snob and started being real.

    Kelly Clarkson is the real deal. There's a reason those songs work and went on to sell millions of copies. Few of Kelly's contemparies can utter lines like "I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly" and give off the impression that they are carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders. For example, I enjoy a fair amount of Avril Lavigne's latest The Best Damn Thing, but every so often, when the Joan Jett and the Blackhearts/Pat Benatar leanings give way to trite balladry, even I have a hard time not pressing the skip button, and wondering how at a much younger age her selling some of these same ruminations on love and longing felt much more genuine.

    If anything, this whole My December fiasco makes me think of another one of my favorites, Pink. [Or is it P!nk?] When Pink burst onto the scene back in 2000 with her debut album Can't Take Me Home [remember that one?] she, like Kelly Clarkson had a "gimmick" or something pushing her out into the limelight. Here was a young pink haired Caucasian female with a big voice and R&B edge, backed by producers who enveloped her voice and persona in the popular R&B trappings of the time. It's a situation not too far removed from Kelly's debut: big voiced southern girl wins insanely popular talent show, recieves a team of backers who aid in hammering out her obligatory American Idolized debut album and single.

    But with her second album Pink chose to do things her way. Downplaying the heavily manafactured urban motifs of her first album, Pink took a step back, applied more of her own words to the pad, and crafted an incredibly ambitious sophomore record, [where the first disc was aggressive and distant, Missudaztood was open and laid everything bare] caring less about numbers, and more about being true to herself and her fans. And I think her career and current catalogue is better because of that.

    And this is what I see and hear with Ms. Clarkson. No, I have not downloaded the album or heard it all in its entirety, but what I have heard are three of four tracks of a young woman attempting to come into her own as an artist, and succeeding. As is the case with the wonderfully rollicking lead single Never Again, Kelly, like Pink before her, stands behind her words and sings them with such grit, such emotion, such clarity, that you can't help but listen. To not give My December a shot because of negative press, or because it's not Breakaway 2: Still crying Behind These Hazel Eyes would be a huge mistake, cause Kelly, as we all found out a few years back on American Idol, is a force to be reckoned with.

  • THE LOS ANGELES TIMES: 'Idol' sweetheart Kelly Clarkson is ready to rock it
  • Headline of the Day!



  • PITCHFORK: Devendra Banhart Reveals More LP Details, Is Crazy


  • Earlier...

  • Play that beat!
  • Cause I want it all.

    Monday, June 18th. 10 PM ET/PT. Help Diddy stack that paper.



    Okay Diddy. Might have to tune in, but I already know that it won't even hold a candle to Making the Band 2. Now that is classic television.

    Wednesday, June 13, 2007

    I wanna welcome all y'all broke ass entrepreuniggas to the Player's Club!

    YAY! YAY!

    Oh my!



    Shesus Khryst* indeed.

    *I may be readin too much into all of this, but that isn't supposed to read like "she is Christ" is it? Cause if so that is a little, how do you say, ah yes, blasphemous.