Monday, April 13, 2009

Oh Word?



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  • CRUNK + DISORDERLY: Photo-chopped & Screwed: Disturbia!
  • "Hey there Obama!"



    Ladies and gentlemen, a few words on Obama from your homie, Michael Steele.

  • THE WASHINGTON TIMES: Steele takes gloves off in Obama attack
  • Stars & Stripes Forever.


    "Didn't we almost have it all?"

    Words.

    "This is a column about Republicans — and I’m not sure I should even be writing it.

    Today’s G.O.P. is, after all, very much a minority party. It retains some limited ability to obstruct the Democrats, but has no ability to make or even significantly shape policy.

    Beyond that, Republicans have become embarrassing to watch. And it doesn’t feel right to make fun of crazy people. Better, perhaps, to focus on the real policy debates, which are all among Democrats.

    But here’s the thing: the G.O.P. looked as crazy 10 or 15 years ago as it does now. That didn’t stop Republicans from taking control of both Congress and the White House. And they could return to power if the Democrats stumble. So it behooves us to look closely at the state of what is, after all, one of our nation’s two great political parties."

  • NEW YORK TIMES: Tea Parties Forever
  • Back to Life, Back to Reality.

    A Moment of Clarity.

    It's Blitz!

    With the Yeah Yeah Yeahs and Zero, live on SNL.

    Saturday, April 11, 2009

    This is how we do it.

    Yes it is 702. You don't even know...

    Now if you visit this blog often, you know that old school jams are more often than not posted under the "Old School Funk for the True Funk Soldiers" headline. But sometimes old school joints are so good, so well put together, so classic to a brotha, [see Montell Jordan's This is how we do it] that all I can do is marvel at their goodness as they boldly play on and show us how's it done. This jam, presented below, is one such example.


    I'm sorry, but I can't hate on 702's debut album (WHAT IT DO COUSIN FARRAH!?). And I can't, of course, hate on this track right here. My jam/a classic. F what ya heard!

    702.


    All I Want.



    [ED'S NOTE: 25 years old and I still ain't seen Good Burger. SHH! Don't tell nobody!]

    Dungeons & Dragons.

    New flava in ya ear!

    Peaches.

    Talk to Me.


    Stars are Blind.

    (And, apparently Deaf.)

    Heidi Montag.

    Look How I'm Doin
    .

    [ED'S NOTE: Or don't.]

    A Spencer Pratt production.

    Dancing with the Stars.

    New flava in ya ear!

    Ron Brownz.

    Amazing.

    A Freestyle.


    Gasolina.

    A Moment of Clarity.



    This can't be life.

    Friday, April 10, 2009

    Silent Alarm.

    New flava in ya ear!

    Mr. Hudson.

    There Will Be Tears.


    "She hit the flo', and next thing you know..."

    "Shorty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low!"

    A Moment of Clarity.

    Just you watch...


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    Thursday, April 09, 2009

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    A Moment of Clarity sponsored by the National Organization for Marriage.



    [ED'S NOTE: I like how comments are disabled for this ad on YouTube. Jokes.]

    Coming Attractions.



    Big ups to the homies J.Killa and Teresaelectro for putting this on my radar!

    REAL TALK: The "South Park Straight 'Murdered Me' " Edition.

    A Moment of Clarity.



    "SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT'S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER. I USE TO USE IT TO BUILD UP MY ESTEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED IN ME. NOW THAT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE AND SUPPORT MY MUSIC AND PRODUCTS THE BEST RESPONSE IS THANK YOU INSTEAD OF "I TOLD YOU SO!!!" IT'S COOL TO TALK SHIT WHEN YOU'RE RAPPING BUT NOT IN REAL LIFE. WHEN YOU MEET LITTLE WAYNE IN PERSON HE'S THE NICEST GUY FOR EXAMPLE. I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM. I NEED TO JUST GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT. EVERYTHING IS NOT THAT SERIOUS. AS LONG AS PEOPLE THINK I ACT LIKE A BITCH THIS TYPE OF SHIT WILL HAPPEN TO ME. I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I'M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. I'M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO!! I'M SURE THERE'S GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS... THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S ME!"- Kanye West

    Kudos to you Mr. West. Kudos. [Stands up and starts a slow clap. WHO'S WITH ME?]

  • KANYE WEST UNIVERSITY: About last night...
  • St. James Infirmary Blues.


    "You can stand under my umbrella(?)."-America

    Words. For Your Consideration.

    "AMERICA’S dysfunctional health care financing system needs to be reformed. But the goal should not be universal coverage. Reform should simply aim to make health insurance more affordable and portable..."

  • NEW YORK TIMES: The Misguided Quest for Universal Coverage
  • The Life Aquatic.

    With Kanye West and "his" Gayfish.



    HAHA! JOKES!