Monday, March 19, 2007

This is why I'm hot


Tauwan Patterson. [left] Making the RIAA smile one CD purchase at a time.

The RIAA on why they are "hunting for witches", a.k.a. going after illegal downloaders in college:

"...Yet this is about far more than the size of a particular slice of the pie. This is about a generation of music fans. College students used to be the music industry's best customers..."

Before we go any further people let me just say that some of us young folk are an exception to the rule. Let's go ahead and use me as an example. I am no longer in college, yes, [As of May 2006 you could find me shouting the 'Real World is awesome!' from many a bar or house party in Los Angeles]but between 2002 and 2006 I was all about buying new music. At times [and even now] it seemed as if my life revolved around new release Tuesdays. Many a work study paycheck went towards new music, even when I became an assistant music director for the school's radio station,or spent my senior year living with a kick ass roommate with an Oink account who turned me on to the world of torrents. And get this, I even made the trek to the LOCAL record store [shout out to BULL MOOSE RECORDS on Maine Street in Brunswick, ME. Still one of my favorite record stores in the country] on many a Monday night, sometimes in the bitter New England cold, snow, and/or rain. [As was the case when Kanye West's Late Registration dropped and my boy Nardo and I walked to BULL MOOSE sharing one flimsy umbrella.]

Okay now I know that I am just rambling, but there are others like me. Others who like having the CD booklets, appreciate those cheap first week sales, and will even buy a CD we already owned weeks in advance cause it's just that good and worth it, so don't go making all kinds of anger fueled generalizations about my narcissistic, over-sexed, over priveleged age group. That shit ain't cute.

  • INSIDE HIGHER ED: Explaining the Crackdown on Student Downloading

  • Old school funk for the true funk soldiers!

    In case you were wondering, no, it is not the year 2005, and no, you are not watching MTV.



    It sure is easier to appreciate this video when it is not being thrown in your face ad nauseum on some music channel. [As if it is the only music video in existence]And it clearly provided a little bit of inspiration for this video:



    Wow, that was, ambitious. [Eventhough I now spin the PATD disc from the time to time, this is actually the first time I've ever viewed the video in its entirety.]

    Sunday, March 18, 2007

    For Your Consideration

    I don't know if the music contained within this disc will be on some toying with the genre type shit, but I will say this, I am totally feeling the simplistic modernity of this album cover, and can't help but think said experimentation will go down when I look at it.

    Old school funk for the true funk soldiers!

    Oh my god this song. Man oh man. This used to be my shit. [Come on now, what young black kid at the time didn't know this chorus?]Talk about one hit wonder. Woo! You know what American Idol needs? American Idol needs a brotha who can sing that, before he gets to the top 12, busts out the old school R&B hits circa 1990-2000. That.Would.Be.Awesome.

    For Your Consideration

    While flipping through this week's Best Buy ad to see what albums and dvds were being released this week I came across this CD cover. And when I saw it, all I could do was go HA! Edna Krabappel style:

    Marques Houston. Veteran?*




    *Question mark mine, not his.

    Video of the Evening!

    I know, I know, yep, yeah you too. Okay we get it, yep, yeah you too. I know, I know, yep, yeah you too. Okay everybody meet Mr. Me Too!

    Saturday, March 17, 2007

    Old school funk for the true funk soldiers!

    I am forever indebted to the music of my late junior high/early high school years.



    What you know about that?

    Ta-turn the volume up!


    Big ups to Nah Right for this one:

  • Talib Kweli ft. Jean Grae - Say Something
  • Look At Me!


    Hey fellas! I know what you are looking at, and that is okay...

  • BOING BONG: Men stare at crotches

  • What? But seriously though, straight fellas don't have time to stare at male crotches or any other male body part for that matter, like I don't know, let's say...uh... asses. Yeah that works. That's just kind of gay right? But seriously, come on now. Right? Who's with me?

    Headline of the Day!


  • JUST JARED: Paris & Nicole: Fat Camp Counselors in ‘The Simple Life’


  • Wow! There are no words. I think the headline speaks for itself.

    Quote of the Day!


    Taken from today's SXSW blog [something I could have attended, but I went ahead and fucked that up] courtesy of the folks over at Idolator:

    "...(Before we got into that cab, though, we stumbled into a party thrown by [name of major American retailer redacted, but let's just say that all the decorations were tasteful, yet low-priced] that was soundtracked by pumped-up remixes of "Sweet Child O' Mine" and "Oh Sheila." Seriously, is all you need to DJ these days a copy of Billboard's Hot Hits 1986 and a drum machine?)..."


    HA!

  • IDOLATOR: Idolator At SXSW, Day Three: Can You Believe The Lines
  • Friday, March 16, 2007

    Old school funk for the true funk soldiers!

    I am wasted. But I'm ready.

    Back to Black


    Amy Winehouse. Kid tested. Brotha approved.

    Here's what Roots drummer ?uestlove had to say about Ms. Winehouse and that gorgeous album of hers in his myspace blog back in December of 06:

    ok--
    had a camera and lost it but ill do some video blogs soon.
    im in barcelona spain now.
    I'm on my 15th Listen to Amy Winehouse's Back To Black


    please please please PRETTY please BUY THIS
    ALBUM......

    this is the album Lauryn woulda KILLED for


    TRUST ME!!!!!!...

    i love this album

    yo bum rush the show:it takes a nation to hold us back/frank::back to black

    the production is @@@@@
    the engineering is WOW
    the arrangements
    her range ("rehab" to "love is a losing game")
    her writing
    there is NOTHING im mad at.

    THIS is the album Christina Agu wanted to make....i mean i dont mind her Illmatic rehash (my heart is with classic hip hop let's not forget) but i think she "really" wanted to reach some Aretha shit (and i beeeeegggggggged her to let me do this for her....but...sigh)

    hats off to Amy, Mark Ronson, Salaam Remi and all involved this project.

    this is one of the more stellar surprises to reach me...


    Just a reminder. Amy Winehouse. Back to Black. In stores now!

    MIXTAPE FRIDAYS! [update]

    Yeah... So I went ahead and added one more song to the mix cause I couldn't get enough.



    Happy Feet!

    one/d.a.n.c.e./justice
    two/lollipop/mika
    three/chicken noodle soup/webstar & young B
    four/young folks/peter, bjorn, and john
    five/rehab [hot chip vocal remix]/amy winehouse
    six/lip gloss/lil mama
    seven/north american scum/lcd soundsystem
    eight/the magic position/patrick wolf
    nine/we r the handclaps/junior senior
    ten/girlfriend/avril lavigne
    eleven/must be the moon/!!!
    twelve/satan said dance/clap your hands say yeah


    And I am through!

    Lovefool

    Aww hell to the naw!


    Bobby Brown. Looking for love in all the wrong places.

    Crunk + Disorderly reports:

    "The My Prerogative singer will play the field in new show Dating Bobby Brown, in which he'll pick a girlfriend from 20 wannabe starlets who all want to spend quality time with him. An insider reveals Brown has his own ideas about how to spice up the dating show: 'Bobby believes the best way to win a man's heart is through his stomach, so he's planning to have the women cook for him while they parade around in thong bikinis.'"

    Negro please! ...Oh Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. Nothing will ever, and I repeat EVER top the perfect portrait of Black families "with money" in the 21st century, that was Being Bobby Brown.

  • CRUNK + DISORDERLY: The Flavor of Bobby?
  • This is how we do it.

    Yes it is ladies. You don't even know...

    I would like to take this time to wish Nancy Wilson of Heart a happy 53rd birthday.



    That is all.

    Headline of the Day!



    "Religious leaders in Trinidad and Tobago are reportedly trying to stop Elton John from entering their country for the Plymouth Jazz Festival next month because they are worried the singer might tempt locals to turn gay..."

  • TOWLEROAD: Trinidad and Tobago Church Leaders Threatened by Elton John
  • MIXTAPE FRIDAYS!

    I'm just as surprised as you are to see that headline, but sometimes you just get inspired. A let's go!



    Happy Feet!

    one/d.a.n.c.e./justice
    two/lollipop/mika
    three/chicken noodle soup/webstar & young B
    four/young folks/peter, bjorn, and john
    five/rehab [hot chip vocal remix]/amy winehouse
    six/lip gloss/lil mama
    seven/north american scum/lcd soundsystem
    eight/the magic position/patrick wolf
    nine/we r the handclaps/junior senior
    ten/girlfriend/avril lavigne
    eleven/must be the moon/!!!

    Thursday, March 15, 2007

    Riddle Me This


    Random thought that ran through my head as I watched last night's episode of South Park titled Cartman Sucks:

    I wonder if any of my "bi-curious" male friends watched this?

    Wamp Wamp What it do!



    "...Speaking of starting points, for [Nick] Lachey's yet-untitled third solo album, his first steps lead to the Underdogs, the red-hot production duo behind the "Dreamgirls" music and hits from Omarion and Fantasia...'[We're doing] big radio records with big, huge choruses,' Underdog Harvey Mason Jr. said of their work with Lachey. 'His voice is really strong and we hope to try and give him a chorus that can support that, a message-type of song with good lyrics, some emotion behind it, 'cause he can really pull off those type of records...'"

    What?!@# Omarion? Fantasia? So basically what they saying is, Nick Lachey is coming at us with some bangers for da clubs? Hmm...I don't know about that...

  • MTV: Don't Tell Effie: Nick Lachey Says He's Teaming With 'Dreamgirls' Underdogs